Paris Hilton Responds to John McCain Ad

"Hey, America, I'm Paris Hilton, and I'm a celebrity, too, only I'm not from the olden days, and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot. But then that wrinkly, white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm running for president. So thanks for the endorsement, white-haired dude..."